Satan’s Last Bacon Sandwich

Apocalypse, betrayal, and one very inconvenient messiah.

An apocalyptic dark fantasy novella by Damian Jay Clay

When the sky tears open over Harrow, an angel falls, the Second Coming collapses in the street, and Satan turns out to have been running the local parish for forty years.

Awanye was born to walk the mortal world and learn pain. David is a career criminal with no idea he might also be the messiah. And Father Benedict? He’s been waiting two thousand years for this moment — and if he can’t kill the Son of God yet, he’ll ruin him the old-fashioned way.

From incense-choked churches to streets lit by burning wings, the apocalypse crashes into suburban England with brutal grace and vicious humour. As Heaven and Hell turn Harrow into a battlefield, three unlikely figures find themselves at the heart of a war that could reshape creation itself — or end it for good.

Lyrical, violent, and unexpectedly tender, Satan’s Last Bacon Sandwich is part spiritual epic, part action movie, part very dark joke — and a love story at the end of the world.